Have you ever noticed that Bellingham is chock full of tree hugging hippies. My wife and I went to the park, and we saw
this crazy guy up in a tree, hugging it, it’s ludicrous. I love the planet to, but why do you have to go around hugging it.
As we approached he tried to hide behind a branch, but I yelled out and said, “hey hippy boy, what do you think your doing”.
He looked back at me and yelled, “what am I doing? what are you doing? I saw you drive up on that gas guzzling
honda accord. Don’t make me hop down and rearrange your face with my kung-fu fists.
I then said, “What ever monkey boy”. However, that was a big mistake, because this is what happened next.
The supposedly peaceful loving nature boy jumped down from the tree and growled at me. I was terrified.
He then chased after me over the rocks.
I was able to hide behind a rock for a moment, as he searched for me.
But then he spotted me and yelled, “your fast for a city boy, but I’ll get you yet”.
He then jumped on me and poked me in the eye with a sharp stick. I guess you can say I learned my lesson.
After he beat me up we became close friends, he showed me all the fun things you do outside.
And I showed him how fun it is to laugh at people…isn’t life beautiful.
the end.
